thegreatestandmostpowerful:

ask-twilight:

yourlorddiscord:

ask-twilight:

ask-brownie-hooves:

ask-twilight:

lady-lyra-and-co:

askbutterscotch:

pinch-harmonic:

ask-twilight:

Whoops, my condom broke.

Can I leave now? 

who are you again?

Thank you for intercourse

Wait, dick went where?

HA, I fucked you.

I’m actually your mother.

HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMOTHER!

Just like your father…

You were good, daughter.

Thanks for the fish.

thegreatestandmostpowerful:

ask-twilight:

yourlorddiscord:

ask-twilight:

ask-brownie-hooves:

ask-twilight:

lady-lyra-and-co:

askbutterscotch:

pinch-harmonic:

ask-twilight:

Whoops, my condom broke.

Can I leave now? 

who are you again?

Thank you for intercourse

Wait, dick went where?

HA, I fucked you.

I’m actually your mother.

HEY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMOTHER!

Just like your father…

You were good, daughter.

Thanks for the fish.

  1. sparklindagels reblogged this from icon-devco and added:
    Roast beef sandwich time.
  2. icon-devco reblogged this from muukel
  3. nikkaitslife reblogged this from who-started-this-fuckery and added:
    you can leave now....pack a bowl please your mom was better
  4. chan101 reblogged this from thatdudeprotege and added:
    lets do it agian!
  5. eat-my-cuntcake reblogged this from youraveragewhitekid
  6. jrnihai reblogged this from zomble
  7. eternal-optimiiist reblogged this from singofcarnations and added:
    fuck… i didn’t know i was that flexible . lmao
  8. aberranceiskey reblogged this from i-am-a-mudblood and added:
    Where’s the bong at? or Should I order pizza?
  9. singofcarnations reblogged this from gundom and added:
    let’s just be friends.
  10. i-am-a-mudblood reblogged this from knotty-boy and added:
    im usually too out of it to say anything o.o
  11. jonerone reblogged this from stephaniekahlo and added:
    Whats your name again?
  12. stephaniekahlo reblogged this from knotty-boy and added:
    make me a sandwhich
  13. under-the-open-sky reblogged this from knotty-boy and added:
    How much is that?
  14. knotty-boy reblogged this from wallisb and added:
    you arent pregnant right?
  15. sunnnnniiie reblogged this from who-started-this-fuckery
  16. taylorchanel reblogged this from wheresthatjackbottle
  17. nightsprings reblogged this from billiejoeisaburrito and added:
    get the fuck out
  18. istayreppincali reblogged this from l2e3m96
  19. freeearlthatsthefuckinshit reblogged this from wallisb
  20. fapiero reblogged this from spencersmithsbeard and added:
    hey wow you sucked
  21. boylikeelvis reblogged this from spencersmithsbeard and added:
    thank god you’re done you call that sex?
  22. ponyboystaysgolden reblogged this from lastofthebraziliangirls and added:
    You might need rest….
  23. bowtydye reblogged this from whatsernameawesomeasfuck and added:
    Really, was that all???
  24. spencersmithsbeard reblogged this from xiumiiiiiiiiin and added:
    Make me a sandwich.
  25. lastofthebraziliangirls reblogged this from billiejoeisaburrito and added:
    I’m ready for another.
  26. daddyyissues reblogged this from wallisb and added:
    Pulled out in time :D
  27. whatsernameawesomeasfuck reblogged this from billiejoeisaburrito
  28. xiumiiiiiiiiin reblogged this from casuallyracistatthedisco and added:
    vut’s your name again
  29. casuallyracistatthedisco reblogged this from billiejoeisaburrito and added:
    Fuck, you already done?
  30. billiejoeisaburrito reblogged this from goingfreakinnuts and added:
    You wanna go again?
  31. desebuds reblogged this from wallisb and added:
    you wanna get high?
  32. goingfreakinnuts reblogged this from arguingwiththermometers and added:
    Was just another dream.
  33. arguingwiththermometers reblogged this from piss-in-the-wind and added:
    That will be $100
  34. hyst3ricalbliss reblogged this from hockeymask and added:
    Thanks for the sex.No joke. I thank Andrew.
  35. hippopotomas reblogged this from wallisb
  36. camer0wn reblogged this from wallisb
  37. piss-in-the-wind reblogged this from wallisb and added:
    Can we spoon forever
  38. tiemposderabia reblogged this from wallisb and added:
    Get me a sanwich