“Tony Stark”
(via Reddit)
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Is it bad I started cracking up at the end of it.
It’s bad isn’t it.
I don’t even
BWAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAH
what is this game it looks familiar.
roller coaster tycoon
good god I know what im doing.
sCREAMING
JUST GET TO THE END
JUST
GODMY SIDES
For me, Derpy just happened to be in the background going ‘I just don’t know what went wrong!’
Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously.
Check out their new livery! And have a read about their Customer Relations.Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg. Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On a Kulula flight, (there is no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, “People, people we’re not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!”
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On another flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
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On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of your belongings.. If you’re going to leave anything, please make sure it’s something we’d like to have.”
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“There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”
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“Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Durban Airport , a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: “Whoa, big fella. WHOA!”
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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in the Karoo , a flight attendant on a flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
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From a Kulula employee: ” Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
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“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite.”
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Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.”
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“Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”
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“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”
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And from the pilot during his welcome message: “Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!”
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Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, “That was quite a bump and I know what y’all are thinking. I’m here to tell you it wasn’t the airline’s fault, it wasn’t the pilot’s fault, it wasn’t the flight attendant’s fault, it was the asphalt.”
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Overheard on a Kulula flight into Cape Town , on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain really had to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mother City. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what’s left of our
airplane to the gate!”
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Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing “We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”
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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a “Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, “Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?” “Why, no Ma’am,” said the pilot. “What is it?” The little old lady said, “Did we land, or were we shot down?”
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After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal..”
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Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today.. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of Kulula Airways.”
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Heard on a Kulula flight. “Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light ‘em, you can smoke ‘em.”
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A plane was taking off from Durban Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Durban to Cape Town , The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight.. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOODNESS!” Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!” A passenger then yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”If Douglas Richardson ran MJN
Is it bad that I really badly want to fly with them. Even considered their landings…
Real life Cabin Pressure?
PFFFFFD.
THIS IS A GOOD READ
Hehehehehehehehehehh
Wanna go to South Africa just to ride with these guys.
Alright guys, I’ve seen people talk about and debate this to no end, but I’ve decided to go ahead and do it.
This is a wiki created for all the tumblr pony blogs.
I don’t have the skill or time to completely build it myself (nor is that the point), so I would love if every blog mod out there could make at least a basic page for their own blog. If you want to do more than that, feel free, this wiki is dedicated to ALL things tumblr pony.
So, if you wanted to make an article explaining your theory of multiverses, or create a master list of all the blogs that have pages set up, go ahead. Do whatever you want with it guys, this is a tool for helping your followers (and potential followers) figure out exactly what you’re doing with your blog at a glance. Whether you’re an RP blog, an art blog, or something else entirely, everyone is welcome.
Making pages and edits is really easy guys. Don’t sweat the formatting if you can’t figure it out, somepony else will edit it later, I’m sure.
PLEASE, PLEASE REBLOG THIS.
Even if you don’t have the time to make a page or edit, we need to spread the word on this! There’s no way this can grow if nopony ever sees it!
If you guys have any questions send them here!
ooo~ sounds fun!
Tumblr Ponies is worth a Wiki?
So, I finished ME3 and Im part of the sad group of people that dint know anything about the ending.
I was really expecting for Saren, IM and Anderson’s spirit to show up and bitchfight trying to convince you which color to pick.
They are like the space powerpuff girls.
LOL OMG
I believe I know what the upcoming DLC will be now.
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
Wait a
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
…….
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
dear god this is fantastic
and this is why I love tumblr
I don’t even know what to think of this.
OUR ONLY WEAKNESS!
((Bullshit.))
((There no unit of measurement for pain! This is horse shit!))
((well, no. there is a Unit measurement of pain, Del is the word. look it up))
((Okay… The picture was funny and all but… dear god…))
((DAMN! I didn’t know it hurt THAT much… I owe an apology to someone.))
((This really all depends on how hard you kick.))
((… I owe a really big apology to someone…))
Sometimes, you just want to disprove someone.
This is perfect.
look at that guy on the left he is so photogenic i bet there is a stock photo of him laughing with a salad
fixed that for you
omg there probs is a stock photo
I don’t always admire the faces of other men. But when I do,
I think we look alike.
Even if it’s wrong.
I just saw this…
It’s all falling together now.
Hang on whilst I go try to wrap my brain around this.
